Category Of SmS
(Love sms)
(Friendship sms)
(Kiss sms)
(Flirt sms)
(Naughty sms)
(Funny sms)
(Missing sms)
(Anniversary sms)
(Urdu Hindi sms)
(Punjabi sms)
(Jokes sms)
(Christmas sms)
(Eid Mubarik sms)
(Birthday sms)
(Islamic sms)
(Malayalam sms)
(Independence sms)
(Dreams sms)
(Sardar Jokes sms)
(Mother Day sms)
(Santa Banta sms)
(Bengali sms)
(Good Luck sms)
(Good Morining sms)
(Goot Night sms)
(Rude sms)
1-)even since you left every thing is going wrong plz come back soon i am waiting for ever and ever feroz
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
2-)if i died or travelled far id write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
3-)We never understand the importance of our hearts until they aren't broken then we weep and cruel the one we once adored, we promise ourselves we will never love again but love is why we live and love is why we die.. Love is the blood of a rose. and we all must bleed.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
4-)Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
5-)I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
6-)I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
7-)The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
8-)i sent my cares 2 the wind.
& asked 2 the wind..
2 pass them 2 u..
when u fell the wind blowing against ur face..thats me saying LOVE U
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
9-) a rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile increase its worth..
i lost a rupee wen i sms u..
but who cares:i won ur smile.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
10-)One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
11)-I- I
T- trust
A- and
L- love
Y- You
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
11)-Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
12)-ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
13)-From my heart to my fingers to your eyes and your mind.
Simple words from a friend is what you may find.
A good night wish, sweet dreams, from me to you.
This you should know, my wish is true.
If you look closer you'll see that I care.
I send you this message because I can't be there
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
14)-i caught sum starz
i decided 2 giv dem
2 my friendz
2 let dem know
how especial dey r
2 me..
*
'
'
'
/
catch!
dis 1st 4 u
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
15)-I u drop me i ll break
i u hold me i ll shake
if u need me i ll hurry
If you dont call me i ll worry
i u hert me i ll cry
If u leave me i ll die
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
16)-Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it's like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
17)-IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY WHEN U WERE BORN, BUT IT WASN'T REALLY RAIN, THE SKY WAS CRYING BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE, GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE.....GOD BLESS U.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
18)-whenever i want to see u,i'll just close my eyes, if god decides to take u away from me then i'll ask god to close my eyes forever.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
19)-Some Thing
Is Behind You
Looking for You
Make Wishes 4U
At days
Secure U
Guess Wht?
*My Dua* (Prayer)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
20)-Wen i was a baby i was afraid to lose my mom,
Wen i was a kid i was afraid to lose my toy,
nw im older my fear grew bigger n im afraid
to lose som1 like u Baby Al
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
21)-Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,
Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,
its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
22)-U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
23)-As i lay 2 rest ma head,
i'd say a prayer 2 end e day.
N if i die b4 i wake,4give me
4 ma sins or wad eva tat hurt u in anyway
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
24)-Flowers will die,e sun will set.
But u r ma love dat i wont 4get..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
25)-With both hands I sought my gift,
I still did not have a clue,
Then God put your hand in mine,
And said His gift to me was YOU!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
HALAKAT KHAYZ hai OLFAT
MAYRI HER SAANS KHOONI HAI
ISSI BAAIS YEH DIL KI NAGRI
KABROW SAY BHI SOONI HAI HAI
OSSAY MAY ZEHREELI KHOSHBO OW K
RANGEEN HAAR DAYTA HOWN
JISSAY MAY PIYAR KRTA HOWN
OSSAY MAY MAAR DAYTA HOWN
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath ke
Mumkin hai ke bichar jaaye bina mulakat ke
Kahan ansuon ki ye saugat hogi
Naye log honge nayi baat hogi
Main har haal me muskurata rahunga
Gar tumhari dosti mere saath hogi
Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main
Badi door tak andheri raat hogi
Musafir hoon main bhi Musafir ho tum bhi
Phir kahin kisi mod par mulaqat hogi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Uss nay Khat main
Ishq ka Matlab Pooch liya hai
Mein nay Likha hai
Jab Koi Chehra
Dhiyaan Mein Akar
Maan Angan mein Phool Khila day
Jab Koi Naam Labon ko Choo kar
Dharkano ki Tarteeb Bhula day
Jab koi Jazba Kar-e-Junoon se
Atish ko Gulzar bana day
Laikin Itna Dhiyaan mein Rakhna
Koi Siraat-e-Ishq se Guzry Tab Khulta hai
ISHQ se Pehlle ISHQ ka Matlab kab Khulta hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
tum rooth jao mujh se,aisa kabhi na ho
main ek nazar ko tarsoo,aisa kabhi na ho
main pooch pooch haroon so so sawal kar k
tum kuch jawab na do,aisa kabhi na ho
kuch me bhi junooni hoon kuch meri muhabbat bhi
ye junoon tham na jai,aisa kabhi na ho
mere hi saath hansna,mujh se hi milke rona
mujh se bichar k jilo,aisa kabhi na ho
tum chand ban k rehna main dekhti rahoon gi
koi raat tum na niklo,aisa kabhi na ho.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
vo to Khushbuu hai
vo to Khushbuu hai havaao.n me.n bikhar jaayegaa
masalaa phuul ka hai phuul kidhar jaayegaa
ham to samajhe the ke ek zaKhm hai bhar jaayegaa
kyaa Khabar thii ke rag-e-jaa.N me.n utar jaayegaa
vo havaao.n kii tarah Khaanaa_bajaa.N phirataa hai
ek jho.nkaa hai jo aayegaa guzar jaayegaa
vo jab aayegaa to phir us kii rafaaqat ke liye
mausam-e-gul mere aa.Ngan me.n Thahar jaayegaa
aaKhirash vo bhii kahii.n ret pe baiThii hogii
teraa ye pyaar bhii dariyaa hai utar jaayegaa
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
sundar komal sapano.n kii baaraat guzar ga_ii jaanaa.N
dhuup aa.Nkho.n tak aa pahu.Nchii hai raat guzar ga_ii jaanaa.N
bhor samay tak jis ne hame.n baaham ulajhaaye rakhaa
vo albelii resham jaisii baat guzar ga_ii jaanaa.N
sadaa kii dekhii raat hame.n is baar milii to chup ke se
Khaalii haath pe rakh ke kyaa sauGaat guzar ga_ii jaanaa.N
kis ko.npal kii aas me.n ab tak vaise hii sar-sabz ho tum
ab to dhuup kaa mausam hai barasaat guzar ga_ii jaanaa.N
log na jaane kin raato.n kii muuraade.n maa.Ngaa karate hai.n
apanii raat to vo jo tere saath guzar ga_ii jaanaa
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
hum ab sab muntazir hain
poori shidat se
magar kis k...?
khabar kis ko...?
magar sab muntazir hain
samandar! hum tumhaare muntazir hain
humaare zarf gehraaii se aari hochuke hain
tumhen zehmat to hogi,aa k samjhaao
k gehraaii main paani kaise behta hay?
sukoon chehre pe daaim kaise rehta hay
wo jab aati hain pooray chaand ki raaten
to kaise josh aata hay?
kinaaron se
zamaanay se
baghaawat kaise hoti hay?
sitaaro! hum tumhaare muntazir hain
kisi din tum drawing room main utro
k sarrkon pe to ab hum aa nahi sakte
bataao, ab humara kia muqadar hay
humaare rahnuma kiun rahbari k fan se a'aari hain
tumhen zehmat to hogi unko samjhaao
andhere main kisi ko raasta kaise dikhaatay hain?
shabon main phelti aaloodgi se kis tarha daaman bachaatay hain?
parindo! hum tumhaare muntazir hain
k hum to taaqat e parwaaz ab rakhte nahi hain
hum ik doosre k par to khud hi kaatt dete hain
tumhen zehmat to hogi,aa k samjhaao
paron ko qenchiyon se kis tarha mehfooz rakhte hain
shikaari ki nigaahen kis tarha se bhaanp lete hain
jahan ho daam humrang zameen to kistarha urrna hay
aazaadi bachaani hay
kisi barsaat se pehlay
kisi toofaan se pehlay
pohanch jaatay hain kaise aashiyaanon ghonslon main
or unhen mosam ki shidat se bachaatay kis tarha hain
kis tarha mazboot rakhte hain
samandar kab kisi k ghar main aata hay
sitaare kab drawing room main utray
parindon ne ahan school kholay hain
magar hum to kisi k muntazir hain
na jaanay kon aay ga?
na jaanay kab wo aay ga..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Sham
aaj kiun hum se lipatt'ti hay saba
too ne aey dost bulaya to nahi
dil k aangan main bhattakte saaye
kuch yahan too ne ganwaaya to nahi
tere chehre pe taghaiyur kiun hay
haal e dil humne sunaya to nahi
shaam ddhalti hay to main sochta hoon
zindagi mout ka saya to nahi
"SHAM" g khoay se rehte ho sada
kia koi dil main samaaya to nahi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
kyaa kahoN tum se main ke kyaa hai ishq
jaaN kaa rog hai, balaa hai ishq
ishq hii ishq hai jahaaN dekho
saare aalam mein bhar rahaa hai ishq
ishq maashuuq ishq aashiq hai
yaani apanaa hii mubtalaa hai ishq
ishq hai tarz-o-taur ishq ke taaiin
kahain bandaa kahain Khudaa hai ishq
kaun maqsad ko ishq bin pahuNchaa
aarazuu ishq vaa muddaa hai ishq
koyii Khvaahan nahi mohabbat kaa
tuu kahe jins-e-naarawaa hai ishq
hum to ji zard hote jaate hain
kyaa kahain tum ne bhii kiyaa hai ishq ?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
jaane woh kaise
Jaane Woh Kaise Log The Jinke Pyar Ko Pyar Mila
Humne To Jab Kaliyaan Maangi Kaaton Ka Haar Mila
Bichhad Gayaa Har Saathi Dekar Pal Do Pal Ka Saath
Kisko fursat Hai Jo Thamey Deewane Ka Haath
Humko Apna Saaya Tak Aqsar Bezaar Mila
Isko Hi Jeena Kehte Hain To Yunhi Ji Lenge
Uf Na Karenge Lab See Lenge Aansoo Pee Lenge
Gham Se Ab Ghabraana Kaisa Gham Sau Baar Mila
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Yaad mein teri jahan ko bhool jaati hoon mein…
Oh bhoolnewale, Kabhi tujko bhi yaad aati hoon mein ?
Jitni masoom hoon mein aapse bichhadkar ,
Itnee siddat se to aapne muje chhaha bhee nahi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
aj phir khuda nay hum say pocha, tera hansta chera udas kyon hai,barasti ankhoon mein pyas kyon hai,jin ki nazroon mein tum kuch bhi nahi,woh tumhare liye itna khas kyon hai
Ae dost teri tamana kabi nakam na ho.Jis me rhy udas koi lamha na ho.Jo arzo ho teri wohi tera naseeb ho.Tu dil se jis ko mang ly.Pal me tery qareb ho
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Tu cHand Hai is zamin ka or main suraj HonYHi waja Hai jo apne darmian dori HaiRook na mujHe dekH tu zid na karTeri cHandni k leye mera dobna zaruri hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Chand lamhe bache hain tere mere saath ke
Mumkin hai ke bichar jaaye bina mulakat ke
Kahan ansuon ki ye saugat hogi
Naye log honge nayi baat hogi
Main har haal me muskurata rahunga
Gar tumhari dosti mere saath hogi
Chiragon ko mehfooz rakhna aankho main
Badi door tak andheri raat hogi
Musafir hoon main bhi Musafir ho tum bhi
Phir kahin kisi mod par mulaqat hogi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
Ghar se Bar Wo Nakab me Nikali,
Sari gali unki Firak me nikali
Inkar karte the wo Hamari Mohabbat se
or Hamari hi Tasvir unki kitab se Nikali
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
aaj kiun hum se lipatt'ti hay saba
too ne aey dost bulaya to nahi
dil k aangan main bhattakte saaye
kuch yahan too ne ganwaaya to nahi
tere chehre pe taghaiyur kiun hay
haal e dil humne sunaya to nahi
shaam ddhalti hay to main sochta hoon
zindagi mout ka saya to nahi
"SHAM" g khoay se rehte ho sada
kia koi dil main samaaya to nahi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
kyaa kahoN tum se main ke kyaa hai ishq
jaaN kaa rog hai, balaa hai ishq
ishq hii ishq hai jahaaN dekho
saare aalam mein bhar rahaa hai ishq
ishq maashuuq ishq aashiq hai
yaani apanaa hii mubtalaa hai ishq
ishq hai tarz-o-taur ishq ke taaiin
kahain bandaa kahain Khudaa hai ishq
kaun maqsad ko ishq bin pahuNchaa
aarazuu ishq vaa muddaa hai ishq
koyii Khvaahan nahi mohabbat kaa
tuu kahe jins-e-naarawaa hai ishq
hum to ji zard hote jaate hain
kyaa kahain tum ne bhii kiyaa hai ishq?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(1)- EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,(In Urdu)
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please.
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(2)- Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(3)- Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(4)- Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Love sms Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(5)- Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(6)- AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,
DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,
fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,
EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu,
WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(7)- SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd,
tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt,
uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD,
wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL ".*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(8)- I wish you ALL a very happy
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(9)- May the blessings of Allah fill your life
May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(10)- Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(11)- May this...Eid bring Fun
May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(12)- Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(13)- Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth,
wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes,
jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(14)- Many are the wishes that are being sent
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way,
but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(15)- Wishing you smiles and all things nice.
May this Eid bring all the comforts,
you have ever wanted,
and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(16)- Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(17)- May Allah bring you joy, happiness,
peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion.
Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid
Eid Mubarak
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(18)- My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes.
My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(19)- May God send his Love like Sunshine
May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(20)- Lonesome Without U,
Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone
I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me
Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(21)- Wishing you all the very best.
Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah,
let there be peace everywhere.
Eid Mubarak to all of you
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(22)- May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness
in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders
*****(AAMIN)*****EID MUBARAKKKKKKKK***
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(23)- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
after 24 hours everyone will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(24)- Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness
And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE...
And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times..
.Remember me in ur prayers..
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(25)- may the angels protect u..
may the sadness forget u,.
may goodness surround u
and may Allah always bless u.
,Eid Mubarak!
..((`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(1)- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(2)- May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(3)- May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(4)- May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(5)- I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(6)- I hope you have a wonderful christmas .
have a great new year
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you
enjoy your holidays
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(7)- if one night you wake up and a big fat
male is trying to put you in a sack
please don't be afraid because
i told santa all i want for christmas is you
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(8)- your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camal,
but your still the right person for me
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(9)- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new
,Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(10)- New is the year, new are the hopes
and the aspirations, new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever
my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(11)- Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true.
Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too!
Merry Christmas to you
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(12)- Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(13)- Two things upon this changing
earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(14)- Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the
yr n< each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(15)- May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts And fill every desire.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(16)-
()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,*** =
(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to U
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(17)- Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(18)- Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. (`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(19)- Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(20)- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´
(21)- Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(22)- Heap on the wood -the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(23)- Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(24)- Jingle bells Jingle bells
what fun it is to wish our friends
a very merry christmas.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(25)- Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes send my most sincere
blessings to you merry christmas.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(26)- Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful
,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(27)- Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(28)- Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season Season's Greetings
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(29)- There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(30)- Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(31)- Bless us Lord,
this Christmas,
with quietness of mind;
Teach us to be patient and
always to be kind.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(32)- Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(33)- Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(34)- A Christmas candle is a lovely thing It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(1)- good moring to youuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and
newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are
bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(2- try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend
i can beeeee, so here u go,
some Goodmorning flowers
right to you from meeeeeee.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(3- I just love when morning gets here,
cuz i can send a Great Big
Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.
what a lovely way to start my day
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(4- morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and
leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(5- gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day,
and a gd morning to start your day!
Receive my simple gift
good morining
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(6- Hello, wakup, Receive my
simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING'
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care and sealed
with a prayer to keep u safe
and happy all day long Take Care
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(7- Morning greetings doesn't
only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn't only
mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up
Have a nice day good morining
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(8- The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U? E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you
Good Morning my freind
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(9- The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you. Gd morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(10- Your soul came back from dreamland
re-united with a sleeping
senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day. good mrning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(11- The sun had rised from the east
& birds r singing happily &
butterflies R around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a
big yawning & say gd morning to u
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(12- It makes me so happy
It makes me so happy,
this is what i m gonna do,
Send a good morning sms right back to you
Good Morning my Friend,
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(13- HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say
Its too early. Let me sleep again."
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(14- No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(15- Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(16- See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(17- Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money..............
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(18- Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd. Good Morng.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(19- With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(20 New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(21- Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...
G@@d M(:)rning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(22- All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.
Hav a Nice Day
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(23- Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are God"s blessings!!!...Have a nice day...
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(24- "Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B"coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(25- smple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(26- Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(27- Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(28- Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(29- Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(30- One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(31- I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(32- If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv
& 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u
because u can learn 2 luv some1
but can't teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(33- If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If u speak to me I don't any body else,
If ur with me I don't need the world.
luv you, Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(34- Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti,
jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti,
kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost,
yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(35-
,_o/' Pleasant
'l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(36- Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(37- The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(38- A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(39- The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(40- Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...That"s Good Life... *Good Morning*
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(41- Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
.
(42- Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(43- Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(44- Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukdukuing. Flowers r khusbhu maaring, Moon is dubing, sun is ugging. Peakok is naaching. All r kahing Good Morning, and U R still soying.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(45- Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in ur Mind" & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(46- Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(47- I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that untill someonenot finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(48- I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(49- Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(50 Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dost
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(51- Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE, Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*--
“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !” (`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- ou are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April fool day
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*--In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”
..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN,
Happy April Fool Day
.(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .
famous april fools day pranks,
harmless april fools day pranks,
homemade april fools day pranks,
google april fools day pranks,
april fools day pranks office
.(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*--31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*--Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*--urkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*--“Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is April Fool Day and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*--M Going To switzerland…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.
Surprised?
After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*--If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*--U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*--Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*--Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*--Many theories have been put forward about how the tradition began. Unfortunately, none of them are very compelling. So the origin of the “custom of making April Fools” remains as much a mystery to us as it was back in 1708.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*--The history of April Fool’s Day or All Fool’s Day is uncertain, but the current thinking is that it began around 1582 in France with the reform of the calendar under Charles IX. The Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year’s Day was moved from March 25 – April 1 (new year’s week) to January 1
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*--Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.
hi hi hi hi hi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*--Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*--I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*--
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*--Please Spread It.
“FOOL nA
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amongest all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2010!!!”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*--Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*--SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*--Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*--SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*--
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*--You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*--This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
Now read it without the word cat.”
10. “Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi�-hai”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*--Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*--
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*--If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*--Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*--If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*--
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(40)*--Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*--Teacher to sardar:
5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??
Sardar: fish
Teacher: good nd baqi 4??
Sardar:
Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat mein aa rahe ho,tumhe sharam nahi ati?
Sardar:
Oh janab tusi roz anday O,tuwano te fer Duub k mar Jana Chahi da ae-
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho?
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh:Nhi yar ma Sikh e hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh Gusy Sy:Han Han Ma Muslman Hn
.
.
.
Pagal :Lgty to Sikh ho.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*--RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer: “Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?”
Sardar: “Main kanta badal donga.”
Officer: “Agar na badal sako?”
Sardar: “Main Red signal donga.”
Officer: “Light na ho to?”
Sardar: “Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.”
Officer: “Jhanda b na mila to?”
Sardar: “Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.”
Officer: “Kyun?”
Sardar: “Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*--Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha
Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*--“Sardar police-station aya r bola
Mujhe arest krlo mene apni BV k sr pe dnda mara hy,
Police:Wo mar gai kia?
sardar:Nhi wo to bach gai,
Hun meri khair nai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*--Aik Sardar jab bhi kapray dohta tu bht Zor ki barish ho jati.Aik din bht dhup nikli to sardar ny shukar kiya aur dukaan say SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukaan mai enter hua to,”Badal” bohat zor say garja, Sardar ne “BAADAL ki tarf dekh kr kaha:
“KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*--1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay.
American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.
American: Wats this?
SARDAR: Lo dasso
o khotaiya “This is Language”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*--SRDAR:
Dr sab:tusi kehya C k subha game khedan nal sehat changi rendi A,
Per meno te koi farq ni piya
Dr:tusi kiri game khelday 0
Srdar:mobile te sap aali.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*--Sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni wari Cal keti par tu Phone nai chukya
SHEIKH:Kyn chukan?
Jera main 25
Rupay da gana
Lugwaya A
O tera Peo
Sunay ga?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*--2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya,
Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*--Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,par zakhmi ho k aya.
Ksi ne waja puchi to bola:
Barat me Dulhe k bap ne awaz lagai,”me munday da abba,kithe kuri da abba?”
Kuri ka baap utha or un dono ne aps me pagrian change kar li.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,”me munde da chacha,kithay kuri da chacha?”
Uno ne kameez change kar li
Os k bad mujse raha na gya,mene kaha,me munde da YAR,kithay kuri da YAR?
Bus fair danday,sotay te jutian change hoiyan:
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*--1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k,
phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha
“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*--Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:
English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*--Aik SARDAR Daanton par NELI Siyahi laga kar ja raha tha.
Kisi nay poocha ye kya hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI say bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH ka Zamana hai !”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*--Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..
Pinki boli : kon
Sardar: Main
Pinki: Main kon
Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*--Sardar k ghar chor aa gya
Srdar na dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
Or bola
Aik tay chori utto saday nal recaan
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*--For job intrview Question.
British to Sardar: “where is abu dabi?”
Sardar:
“jis qubrastan ty Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-1 sardar road pe potti kr raha tha police pakar k lejany lagi to srdar bola:
Pa ji Saboot ty chuk lo.-
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*--1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha…
Saamny Likha Tha
Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada istmaal Karein.
Wo
Bethy Bethy 3 Lottey Paani Pi Gaya.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*--Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy
Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko orignal radio dia hy
Sardar:radio pr MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to khta hy
Ye radio pakstan hy.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*--1 sardar bench per leta hua tha k wahan se 1 angraiz guzra or sardar se poocha: R u relaxing?
Sardar: No i am Surmeet singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi poocha: R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusay se: No i am Surmeet singh! Or ye keh k uth gya aur apnay se kuch door letay huay angraiz se poocha: Are u relaxing?
Angraiz: yes i am relaxing!
Sardar: uth beghairta tenu loki lab lab k paagal ho gaye ney
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*--Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*--Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto….
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife…
go & sit back i will drive the auto
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*--Best Mitti Paleet Award of the year 2008
Nominees are:
Pathans from Afghanistan,
Sardar from India,
P.Musharraf from Pakistan,
But
Award goes to,
Faraz….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*--1 Sardar nye road pr khari car k nichy kuty ko leta hua daikha,
To kutay ko Dum sy khaincha or kaha
BAAR NIKAL AIDAA TOO MISTARI.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*--Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*--Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,
log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,
me b clinic nahi kholunga,
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*--Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*--Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*--Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*--Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*--Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*--TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*--A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: “Kis se baat kr rhe ho?”
Sardar: “BV se?
Friend: “Itne pyar se?”
Sardar: Tmhari hai…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*--One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*--ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(40)*--Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito:
“Nahi Sharam Andi Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito:
“Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(41)*--Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli,
Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(42)*--Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si,
and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi”
Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(43)*--Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(44)*--Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(45)*--Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka
Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- Jab Laga Tha “Teer” Tab Itna Dard Na Huwa,
“GAHLIB”
Zakham Ka Ehsaas Tab Huwa Jab “Kamaan” Dekhi Apnon K Haath Main
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*--
Dakhi jo teri be’rukhui to ansoo nikal pare ,
“Dost”
Dunia to be-wafa thi lakin tuj Ko kia hua.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*--
Abhi tak moajood hein is dil mein tere qadmoun k nishan”
“”"Tumhary baad is raah se koi guzra hi nahi…….! (`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Agar Mohabbat Ki Tijarat Ka Itna Shoq Hai To Ye Baat Bhi Jaan Lo
Wasi.
Yahan Wafa Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota Or Bewafa Bohat Anmol Hote Hen
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*--Hum he ana parast chalo hum he be-wafa
faraz
tum to wafa shuaar thay tum kiun badal gaey.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*--
Kash usey chahne ka arman na hota,
Main hosh mein rehtey howay anjan na hota,
Na PYAR hota kisi pther DIL se hum ko
yaa koi pathr DIL
!
insaan na hota.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*--
Wo mile ga to us ki aankhon se pochien gay
“Faraz”
KIS ko abaad kiya hai mujheyKIS ko abaad kiya hai….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*--Meri Rooh Mein, DiL Mein, Dharrkan Mein Woh Hai
” SAGAR “
Bus Kismat Mein Nahi To KhudA Se GiLa Kaisa?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*--Ik umer se aadat hai teray shaam-o-sehir ki,
Ab kon teri yaad k mamool ko badlay…..!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*--Bhool jana to rasm _e_dunia hai.
~ wasi ~
Tum ne bhula k konsa kamal kr diya..??
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*--
Ab Jo Rothy to
Kbhi Manana nhi Ja ker,
Seh lein gy Dukh
Usy Sunana nhi Ja ker
Lout Aaye ga Zror
agr Wo Mera huwa
Aaj sy Teh huwa
Khud Bulana nhi Ja kr
Usy Chaha hy
Usy Chahty rhein gy
Us k Dil mein hy Kya
Aazmana nhi Ja ker
Milay to Brsa dein gy
Hum Pyar Us py,
Nhi to Haal-e-Dil b Btana nhi Ja kar
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*--Mere shikwon par us ne hans kar
kaha , , , ,
Kis ne ki tujh se wafa jo ham
karte . . .
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*--Tum bujha kar to chale ho, meri “yaadon” ke
charagh,
Kya karo ge kahin rastay main agar “raat” ho gayi to?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*--
In Ankhon Ma Udasiyan To Bohat Hain Mgr
Honto Pe Muskrahat Ko Saja Rkha Ha
Kon Humare Dil Ki Gehraiyon Ko Sumjhe
Hum Ne Khud Ko Khud Hi Me Chupa Rkha Hai !!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*--
Meri aankhon me nami ka hi smaan rehta ha,
DiL me ik dard jo muddat sy jawaan rehta ha,
Wo jo kehta tha k bichrein gy to mar jaein gy,
Ab ye maloom nhi ha, wo kahan rehta ha,
Aik us ko meri chahat ki zroorat na rhi,
Warna mera to talbgar jahan rehta ha,
Wo samjhta ha k main bhool gaya hon us ko,
Khud sy bhi ziyada mujhy jis ka dehaan rehta ha,
Youn udasi mery sir pr ha musalsal,
Jesy dil py koi zakhmon ka nishan rehta ha
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*--
Mujh ko shikast-e-dil ka maza yaad aa gaya,
Tum kion udaas ho gaye, kia yaad aa gaya?
Kehne ko zindagi thi, bohat mukhtasar magar,
Kuch yun basar hue k, khuda yaad aa gaya.
Barse bina hi jo, ghata aagey nikal gai,
Ik be’wafa ka Ehd-e-wafa yaad aa gaya.
Yun chonk uthe wo, sun kar mera shikwa,
Jesay unhain bhi koi gila yaad aa gaya.
Hairat he tum ko dekh k, masjid mein Ae “MOHSIN”,
Kia baat ho gai jo, KHUDA yaad aa gaya.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*--Wo saath saath rehtay thay or kehte thay,
Hum mein kahin judai na par jaye,
Ab wo pass se aise guzrte hain,
.
K kahin un par hamari parchayi na par jaye.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*--Jane Kyon her koi Mujhay Tanha Chhor Jata hai
D0st…
Main Mazboot To
Bohat Hoon Magar
Pathar To Nahi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*--cJane Kyon her koi Mujhay Tanha Chhor Jata hai
D0st…
Main Mazboot To
Bohat Hoon Magar
Pathar To Nahi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*--WO Kehta Rehta” hai Bari “Majboorian hain” “waqt ” ki, !!!
‘wasi’
“Saaf Lafzon” mein wo khud
ko “Bewafa” nai kehta…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*--
**JaNay Q**
Khud ko muj sy juda kia us ny
Jo na krna tha wo kia us ny
Yaad krnay sy b na yaad aaon
Aesay muj ko bhuLa dia us ny
Tum to Bs wQt ki zrurt ho
Mujh ko aakhir bta diya us ne
Apnay hatho se khud hi likh k muje
Jane kyon phir mita diya us ne,
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*--
Ab to zamane k rasmo rivaaj b bdal gaye
Hm jinhen chaty the un k mizaaj badal gye
Jate jate wo hm se kehny lgy..
“wasi”.
Badal jao tm b dekho hm b bdal gye..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*--
“,,,Bahaana Kyon Tarasha Rooth Jaane Ka,,
~~~Faraz~~~
.
.
Bas Itna Keh Dete Ke Dil Main Jaga Nahi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*--
Hum ne manga hi nahi sila apni wafaon ka
Qaisar
K shayed inkar ki b fursat na ho un k pass…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*--ndag¡ k¡ khubsurat rahon ma¡n
.
Jab tum k¡s¡ ko chaho to
.
Use kabh¡ Aazmana Mat
.
Kyun k
.
Agar woh Be-wafa bh¡ n¡kla to
.
D¡l Tumhara h¡ Tute ga..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*--
.”Usy Apni Zid Ki Fikr Thi”.
.”Mujhy Apni Anaa Ka Khayal Tha”.
..”Na Mil Sky Hum Phir Kabi”..
..”Wo Hamri “MOHABATON” Ka Zawaal Tha”..
..”Mere Liye Uska Saath Hi Sab Kuch Tha”..
..”Uss K Liye Yeh Sab Mazak Tha”
..”Usy Manzilo Ki Fikr Thi”
“Or Yahan Meri Zindagi Ka Sawaal Tha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*--
^Wohi Hath Kisi Aur K Hathon Mein Hai To Ajeeb Lagta Hai; ^Mohsin^
^Jin Haathon Ki Chorrian Kabi Tooti Thi Mery Haathon Mein^;
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*--Bazm-e-Jaha’n Mein Meri Ghareebi na Poochiye,
Ik Dard-e-Dil hai wo Bhi kisi ka dia howa.M@£¿K
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*--
Ek Bewafa Ko Hum Ne Is Dil Mein Jaga Di Thi
Khuwabon Ki Duniya Apni Us Se Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Hum Ne Khud Se Bhi Bohat Barh Kar
Us Chahat Mein Hum Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi
Maloom Nahi Tha Hum Ko Woh Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud Ko Hi Saza Di Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mil Ke Kaatenge Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Ek Pal Main Har Baat Bhula Di Thi
Kaisa Sitam Hai Dekho Woh Kab Se Judda Hai Mujh Se
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saya Sa Bana Di Thi
Kiya Tha Us Per Bharosa Kyun Hadh Se Barh Kar
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Mein Ek Halchal Si Macha Di Thi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*--
Maine Sapno Ko Dur Hote Dekha Hai,
Jo Mila Nahi Usey Khote Dekha Hai,
Log Kahte Hai Phool Sada Muskurate Hai,
Maine Akele Me Phoolo Ko V Rote Dekha Hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*--Jo Sab Dete He Wo Hum Nahi Denge
Pyar Jab Bhi Denge Kam Nahi Denge
Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lena Mere Dost,
Zindgi Me Kbhi Tumhe Gum Nahi Denge.Meri kabar pe ayi wo apne asiq ke sath,
Meri kabar pe ayi wo apne asiq ke sath,
Kaun kehta he ke dafnaye hue ko jalaya nahi jata
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*--Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai…
Dil yeh bhi jalati hai, par hotho se to lagti hai..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*--Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna,
Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna,
yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi naam ho,
par mohabbat ka ehsaas dil se kam na karna..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*--Dard Deke Khushiya Manate Hai Woh,
Ankhon Mein Ansu Deke Muskurate Hai Woh,
Hume To Chod Diya Kato Ke Daman Mein,
Khud Gulhistan Me Rahte Hai Woh
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*--Ye Dubte Taron Ki
Khamosh Gazalkhwani
Ye Waqt Ki Palkon Par
Soti Hui Wirani
Jazbat-E-Muhabbat Ki
Ye Akhri Angrai
Bajti Hui Har Janib
Ye Maut Ki Shahnai
Sab Tum Ko Bulate Hain
Pal Bhar Ko Tum A Jao
Band Hoti Meri Ankhon Main
Muhabbat Ka
Ik Khwab Saja Jao
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*--gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*--mein bawafa tha is liye dhoka kha gaya…
shayad use talaash kisi bewafa ki thi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- happy Anniversary Sms
We’ve had our ups and downs, This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts
we had About many things, But our love for each other,
Had no attached strings.
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-- To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your happy anniversary be Happy and Grand.
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Best wishes to you both on your happy anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair.
happy wedding anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*-- Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.
Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?
Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,
Wife (smiles): Yes
Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*-- Every year that I’m with you
Has been better than before;
It’s hard for me to even think
How I could love you more.
Every year you’ve graced my life
Has been full of happiness;
I love your caring face, your voice,
Your tender, sweet caress.
Every year when this day comes,
I’m filled with love and pleasure;
Happy Anniversary, Love,
My joy, my delight, my treasure.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*-- I don’t know what it is that you saw in me,
what I saw in you was the utmost happiness
that can ever be,
even more so on the day when you and I
became “We”,
I can still smile and say with love and
truth Honey, I love you…Happy Anniversary.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*-- Here’s a toast to the two of you
A you celebrate together;
You’re the poster kids for happiness,
In sunny or stormy weather.
Your love continues, warm and bright;
May it shine throughout the years;
You’re an example for the rest of us,
So here’s to you: Three cheers!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*-- I love you as much now as I ever did before,
if possible, I may even love you more,
all starting from a feeling we did not ignore,
a feeling of connection we chose to explore.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*-- All those years ago, my dear,
You made my world complete;
You became my perfect partner in life,
And you’ve been a world-class treat!
We’ve loved and worked and made a home
That fills me with pleasure and pride,
And it’s all because of the wonderful one
Who has lived through the years by my side.
Thank you my treasured and cherished love;
You’ve made my dreams come true.
Your loving and caring have made our marriage
A blissful adventure for two!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*-- Remember the first flush of love
that drew you powerfully together?
It still feeds the unassailable bond
that makes your marriage so secure.
Remember all the qualities about each other
you found so endearing?
They are still there,
and new ones create sweet surprises.
Remember thinking that this love
would last forever?
Your love has strengthened and grown
into eternal affection and admiration.
Years from now, you’ll look back
at this anniversary
and realize you love each other
more than ever.
Happy Anniversary!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*-- When I can see my soul in your eyes,
and you see your soul in mine we realize,
that a love so deep can harbor no lies,
where our only tears shed were happy tears we’ve cried.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*-- Our wedding anniversary brings to mind
The happiness and joy you’ve brought to me,
Sweet memories–the laughter and the tears,
Devoted love you give abundantly.
The place I want to be is close to you;
There’s ecstasy and peace in your embrace.
I know that I can cope with what life brings,
As long as I wake up to see your face.
You’re all I ever wanted, and much more.
I look at you and I still get a thrill.
Our marriage is the best thing in my life;
I love you deeply, madly, and I always wil
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*-- Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*-- On your anniversary,
it’s time to reflect on all the joy
your marriage has brought you over the years.
Remember your wedding day?
Your wedding photos show
your affection, your passion,
the bond you feel with one another.
Since that day,
many more pleasures have come to you
because you chose to love each other.
As you reminisce,
let those fond, happy memories
strengthen your commitment
to love and care for each other…
forever.
Happy Anniversary!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*-- Before you celebrate your anniversary or after it
, write your favorite anniversary poem on a nice piece of paper and add the words “Love,
your name” at the end and put it on her way so that she becomes surprised!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*-- When years are passing by like days,
and in my hand your hand is placed,
a knowing smile crosses your face,
a simple touch can still make my heart race.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*-- When I first met you all those years ago,
I fell in love so fast, I knew right then,
You were the one and only one for me;
I’d never have to look for love again.
Each anniversary finds us happier;
You are my light–my moon, my star, my sun.
You show me what real love is all about,
You fill my life with pleasure, joy and fun.
As time goes by, our love grows stronger still.
You’re the most amazing (man/woman) I ever knew.
I prize our anniversaries because
Each year I fall in love again with you.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*-- It takes two special people,
To make a loving pair.
There’s a joy just being around you,
A feeling I/we love to share.
We send anniversary wishes to you,
For years of joy and pleasure.
May each year keep getting better,
With memories to treasure.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*-- I thank you because you listen when i speak and you see me for who I am
I will thank you every day of my like because your LOVE…..is one of my Life’s Greatest GIFT!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-- The day before the anniversary of D-Day
, we lost a man who was equaled by few and surpassed
by none as a leader in the cause of freedom
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*-- Each year on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s birth,
America has the opportunity to reflect on our nation’s progress towards the realization of his dream
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*-- Love brought you together
As husband and wife
And gave each of you
A best friend for life
Happy Wedding Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*-- A light, happy heart,
A bright, happy day
That’s what you’re wished
With much love today!
Happy Wedding Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*-- It is a matter of public shame that while we have now commemorated our hundredth anniversary, not one in every ten children attending Public schools throughout the colonies is acquainted with a single historical fact about Australia.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*-- Actually, the year anniversary of what you just heard, my son Grahame and I are going to be in a play together, and I’m acting for the first time in front of an audience that doesn’t consist of a high school drama class.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*-- As the third anniversary of the September 11th attacks draws near we must ensure our nation is prepared to handle the continued threat of violence and terrorism on our country.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*-- The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don’t seem quite so amorous (or glamorous)
Over the Shredded Wheat
But caring, sharing and happily routine
Happy (5th) Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*-- 1 month ago the American people stopped to remember the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. We thought first and foremost of the selflessness, patriotism and heroism by our troops, our National Guard and Reserves.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*-- The secret to having a good married life is to understand
that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- God gave you two
a special love
to share…
…because He knew
how much you
would cherish it.
Happy Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*-- Have a Happy Anniversary
A day that’s filled with fun
And remember the day
That you two became one!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*-- Here is the deepest secret nobody knows.
Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
And the sky of the sky of a tree called life;
Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide.
And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart.
I carry your heart.
I carry it in my heart.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*-- In forty years together
You’ve shared so many things
That’s why this very special
Anniversary brings
To you, a wish that love,
Laughter, joy, contentment too
Will be yours to share throughout
The years ahead of you!
Happy Ruby Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*-- If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*-- “You can’t stop loving or wanting to love because when its right,
it’s the best thing in the world. When you’re in a relationship and it’s good,
even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*-- One by one each year flew by,
since you both said “I do”…
Forty years of memories,
shared by the two of you.
From big events and holidays
to simple daily pleasures,
Some tearful times along life’s way,
some joys that can’t be measured…
One by one each year now gone,
but still they’re yours forever…
Each and every memory,
of Forty years together!
Happy Ruby Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*-- We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*-- “When I say, “I love you,
” it’s not because I want you or because
I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me.
I love what you are, what you do, how you try
. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength.
I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And
I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are
. You’re a hell of a woman.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(40)*-- Today as both of you look back
with happiness and pride
upon the Fifty cherished years
that you’ve spent side by side,
May every memory that you share
of dreams you’ve seen come true,
help make this special Golden day
a happy one for you!
On Your Golden Anniversar
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(41)*-- A man reserves his true and
deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company
he finds himself electrified and enkindled,
but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(42)*-- Without love, what are we worth?
Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(43)*-- “Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person,
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words,
but pouring them all right out, just as they are.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- Ehsaas Na Kar In Jazbo Ka Nazron Se Gira Be-Shak Lekin,
saqi
Jeena Bhi Muje Dushwar Lage Itna To Nazar Andaz Na Kar.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-- Haal poochti nahi duniya zinda logoon ka
¤SAGAR¤
Chale aatey hain janaaze pe baraat ki tarha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- Tum se mumkin ho to rok lo saansen meri.
jaan
Dil jo dharkey ga to Tum yaad tu aao gay.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Kaash mjhe maloom hojaye teri soch ka mehwar.
jaan
To mai khud ko tarashun tere andaz e nazar say.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*-- Dil Mein kitny zakham hai kis ko kya pata
“AY d0sT”
Ye or baat hai k hum muskra k jeety hain.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*-- Ab koi aur muje dil nahi daine wala
SAGAR..
Log khete hain mere ankhon mein tera chehra nazar ata hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*-- Shayad Meri Nakami Ki Aik Ye Bhi Waja Hai Aey
Dost”
Cheez Jo Bhi Mangta Hon Sub Sey Anmol Mangta HooN’
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*-- Tujh Mein Aur Mujh Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai
“(DOST)”
Tera Kuchh Kuchh Hoon mein Aur Mera Sab Kuchh Hai tu.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*-- Ik umer se aadat hai teray shaam-o-sehir ki,
Ab kon teri yaad k mamool ko badlay…..!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*-- Dun¡ya K “Sagar” ma¡n ek tumhar¡ h¡ kasht¡ ka sahara m¡la ha¡, wiqi ..
Tum bh¡ wahan na chorr dena jahan ko¡ “sah¡l” h¡ na ho…!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*-- “HUM” Ne T0 Sookhi “SHAKHON” Pe khoon Bahaya Hy
“SaGaR”
Ab Bhi “PHOOL” Na khiLien To “MuQaDAR” ki Baat hy..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*-- Tere hazor phailay hoay ye hath
Siwae is k or kuch nhi mangtay
K tu usay
Hr gham se azaad kr day
Hr fikar se be niyaz kr dy
Mri zindgi bhi
Mri khushiyan bhi
Sb k sb us k naam kr day….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*-- “Mai Sochta Hun k Jjis Din,
Mout k Saaye Mere ird gird Mandlaen Gy
Mere Dost Aziz Sathi Sb
Mere Pas Jama Ho Jaenge.
Suno Gy Jb Tm Mere Marne ki Khabr.
Urenge Hosh Tmhary Or paaon Lrkhraengy.
Mjhe Yaqeen Hy Akhri Bar Dekhny k Lye.
Tmhare Qadm Tmhe Mere paas Kheench Laengy.
Mere Sirhaane Logo Ka Hujom Hoga.
Unka Rona Dar-o-Diwar Ko Hilaen Gy.
Meri Yaden Tumhe Tor Dengi.
Pr Aansu Tmhari Aankhon Se Ruk Na Paen Gy.
Or Jb Chal k Aaogy Meri Laash k Pas.
Aur Tumhe Mere Aziz Mera Chehra Dikhaen Gy.
Bejaan Jism Ko Dekh k Kya Seh Lo Gy Tm….? ? ?
Socho !
Kya Mere Bin Reh Lo Gy Tm?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*-- Samajh Kar Kannch Ka Tukra Tarasha Mujh ko Duniya Ne….@?
~~ Bana Phir Bhi Nahi ” KANGAN ”
Teri
” Naazuk Kalai” Ka…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*-- Bohatnawaza hai mere khudane mujay Mohsin..!!
Meri oqaat k brabar milta to shayed kuch na milta..!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*-- Chalo apni Chahaten “nilam” krte hen,
Dosti ka soda “Sar-e-aam” krte hen,
Tum apne duk Hamare Nam krdo,,,DOST…
Or Hum apni “khushian” Tumhare Nam krte hen.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*-- Ye Ishq-o-mohabat
Meher-o-Wafa Sab rasmi rasmi baten hen*wasi*
Her shakhs Khudi K Aalam Me Sirf Apni Khatir Jeeta Hai.!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*-- Jane Kyon her koi Mujhay Tanha Chhor Jata hai
D0st…
Main Mazboot To
Bohat Hoon Magar
Pathar To Nahi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*-- ITs reaL
Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or “Kaali Billi”
Ap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K
“Kaali Billi”bi Kahin Jaa rahi hai”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*-- pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-- BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*-- Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
upr
nachy
hr pasy di
Loadshadding
Happy
LoadShadding
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*-- Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*-- 1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*-- ye lo pakro
.
.
.
.
kya kharra karon
ok
.
.
.
.
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*-- Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*-- Wafa ka naam bhi zinda he mein bhi zinda hon
ab apna haal suna mujko be-wafa mere….. Rolling Eyes
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*-- Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*-- What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*-- Judge:
“U r crossing ur limits.”
Lawyer:
“Kon saala kehta hai?”
Judge:
How dare u call me saala?”
Lawyer:
My lord
i said kon
Sa Law’ kehta hai?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- New latest research,
Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye
.
.
.
.
.
Taar pr sy
.
Q-K
Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,
u dirty mind.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
“I*(32)*-- t would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*-- “If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34*-- Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35-- Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
…
Phir thook lagao?
..
…
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
…
Phir andar ghussao???
..
…
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36-- Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana or dal dena, Tum jese he rakho ge, wo khud andar chala jae ga, Phir tumhain acha lagay ga, or Phr ajeeb ajeeb awazein ayein gi, Or phr jab money nikal jaye… to tum nikal lena apna… A. T. M. Card !
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37-- Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38-- Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39-- aik pathan nanga ulta leta howa tha
aik admi aya aur us ki bund par tabla bajanay laga
thodi der bad pathan sedha ho gaya
aur bola
chal ab basuri baja
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
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